selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
I want a pet corgi.
bambi101: seriously though. i would love the shit out of it. we would eat together and I would hug it with all my love and feed it more than i should to make that shit fat and when it walks it’ll be all stubby. corigs are the best, like LOOK AT THIS SHIT: when it’s a puppy.. still cute as fuck when it gets older.
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence HALLOWEEN =/= 14 QHAHAHHAHA
Well you threw that shit out easy didnt you
balloonney: teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken when it stops to load “well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead” “work in pairs”
i am plat 5 trash
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
cindy-traan: niggaimdeadass: it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th a nigga was stressed and depressed walking home like “how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself” on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom luckily they had this program “read away your fees” or some shit like that every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off my...
got pulled over, gg.